Choosing a Human Shield

Okay, Muslim brothers : now i want you imagine you is fighting against the yankee infidels in Marjah and you is need the human shield. Which is you choose ?

a)  (Iranian winner bikini contest in middle)

or b)

If you is choose a), yes, your last few minutes on this Earth is very pleasant but you is no live very long to fire your AK 47. For good soaking-up of the bullets from the American AR-15, Moohammed is recommend b) Fat Ali or other chubby teenager. He is also making good sandbag. 

For Allah's sake, please no choose the fat Muslim wife, she is chew off your bloody ears with tales of her worthless husband and is make your last minutes worse than long weekend in the Abu Ghraib.