Wednesday, 16 September 2009

Ugly Betty is come Afghan TV

                                                Ugly Betty.




                                               Ugly Behrukh.             


Is news to excite. Afghan TV is remake the Ugly Betty for the Afghan audience. Is love American show, is so very funny because Betty is ugly you see, with bad dress, but is surround by the pretty womans, ha ha ha. Is funny for week after week after week. I worry is lose the magics in the translatings but the clever Afghan TV peoples is catching the joke so very well - every womans is wear the blue burkha you see but Ugly Behrukh is wear the yellow burkha. Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ! I'm sure I is still laughing week 21. 

(Is funny ironies because Behrukh is mean beautiful).

Thursday, 10 September 2009

Is Osama Jewish ?

Osama is piss me off sometimes. After hard days blow shit up, you is feel dirty and sticky as Christina Aguilera's underwear but we is come back to bat cave and is nothing in fridge but the dried scorpion to eat and nothings to do but drink Osama's mud tea and shit in the hole.

Osama worth kajillions dollars but he say we is no have money for the expresso machine. Even the loser Taliban is have the Playstation but we is play hopscotch like the little girls. I thinking Osama is go down to Kabul on weekend and put monies in fruit machine.

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Fatima is become Thinima

Is hungry times for the Moohammed household, my friends. 10 % of poppy fields is be burnt by the troublesome British, but worse is the heroin taking is down by 40 %.

Am asking you : Is bloody Charlie Sheen clean up his act again ?

Is big congratulations to Mr Bad Boy Charlie Sheen, btw, who is marry his new blondie bimbo. Is hope this marriage is lasting longer than Nissan hatchback on Afghan mountain road.

Monday, 7 September 2009


Is sensitive side to Moohammed is very few to see this. Is chance to show innermost feelings and to make a beauty out of lifes hardship.


What would you do,

If you saw the jew ?

I would send them to heaven

With my AK47.

Do you like ? Every day should be havings some poetry in it.

Sunday, 6 September 2009

Battlestar Galactica

My good friend, 'Stupid Ali', is always talk about this show, 'Battlestar Galactica'. He is so stupid, he is point his satellite dish straight up, so he cans get the 'live action' from deep space.

Actually, I is like very much this 'Boomer' character, aka Grace Park. She is look so very gentle and soft with the tender eyes like this donkey my parents is use have.

Watching Grace get beatings and shot every week is remind Mo of golden memories he is have of his time in the old Kabul in 90s and give me the warm glow in my belly.


Amazing Grace

                            Grace Park  -  'Boomer' in BSG

Oh, Grace,  you is make my heart go tickety tockety tick like a poorly made Syrian car bomb.


Movie Review

Hello,my very good friends. Is very exciting - my first bloggings ! Here in Kabul, electricities is only workings for 5 minutes maximum, so I is quick !

Am watching new movie is play now Kabul, is called "Jaws" - have you heard ? At first I is like this movie americans they is becoming the fast food this time you see ha ha ! But guess what ? Is being direct by the jew Spielberg and do you know ? the 2 jewish actors Scheider and Dreyfuss they is swim away happy and the non-jew Mr Robert Shaw he being munched by the shark like he is the Colonel Sanders super-delish hot wings with the spicy fuck octopus sauce. Sorry, is swear but why is jews no eat too ? (Jews is always not being killed in Spielberg movie, you look "Mr Schindler's List"). Maybe they should be re-naming this movie "Jews". 

Verdict : americans is eaten is good but jews undigested so is Moohammed not fully recomending this movie. Is more jews on menu next time please 

Rating : I is give this movie 3 kebabs out of 5