Osama is piss me off sometimes. After hard days blow shit up, you is feel dirty and sticky as Christina Aguilera's underwear but we is come back to bat cave and is nothing in fridge but the dried scorpion to eat and nothings to do but drink Osama's mud tea and shit in the hole.
Osama worth kajillions dollars but he say we is no have money for the expresso machine. Even the loser Taliban is have the Playstation but we is play hopscotch like the little girls. I thinking Osama is go down to Kabul on weekend and put monies in fruit machine.