My Scottish Cousin

So my cousin is visit from Scotland. I is liking the Scottish people very much, their land is just like Afghanistan you see - is many mountains and drugs and they hate the English too.

Ariana, the world famous Afghan Airlines company is banned by the wicked Europe peoples for the bullshit "safety" reasons.  Yes, sometimes our plane doors is fall off and we is run out of fuel and drop from the sky like the heavy camel dung  but all airplanes is have this problem is no fair for to pick on the Afghan plane and make the Afghan peoples walk to the faraways places. Is take Ameera 6 years to hitchhike Kabul, although is true she is spend year in Turkey play the Tomb Raider game is very addict, Moo is know this. Ameera is no mind the long walkings actually but she is worry her husband in Glasgow is run out of the rooms for 2,000 episode Eastenders he is tape for her.

Anyways,  Ameera finally here - Moo is so glad in his heart for his beloved blood relative to be safe ! Scotland is too violent country with the poor food, the life expectancy is so low, Moo is worry too much for his dear cousin !

We is go disco later.

Is You Stoned Yet ?

Is news to thrill the heart of evry pure-hearted Muslim evrywhere. Aceh province in Indonesia is restart the stonings for the naughty womans who is cheat on her husband with the other man or who is thinking about cheating or who is cheat at the card game or who is attacked by the cheetah or who is eat too many cheetohs.

Ahhh, i is remember the good times in Kabul when we is gather on Saturday night with some hot buttered popcorn and a large rock for a nice stonings. Afghan girl is get many beatings, sometimes she is punch in face as she comes out of the womb so she is strong,  you see,  so is lasting for long times and giving the great values for moneys. Truthfully, i say to you,  i don't know what western people they is do at the night time if they no have any stonings.